From @NaamTok:
It wasn’t going to happen again. She had assured him
repeatedly. “Trust me”. Frustrated, she had in fact lost their way again,
despite planning secretly on Google before he even handed her the map. “Maybe
the pub moved?,” he suggested playfully, not realising how angry she was, with
herself. If he keeps it up…
From konfuzed:
Where are you going? i asked
Where have you been? he replied
How are you getting there? I asked
How did you get here? he replied.
We need to backup a bit I said.
There’s no map for the adventure we’re taking he said.
I’m not talking to the mirror again. #Asshole
From @ShayanBKK:
"We're lost!" she exclaimed, as I anxiously drive
through barren lands. Google Map on the fritz and gas swiftly draining much
like our fortitude, we were heading towards the unknown.
Where in the world are we? A never-ending abyss as it would
seem.
And then my eyes open.
From @2yrsbangkok:
He didn’t even remember when he had first become captivated
by her. The fixation had bloomed inside of him slowly, petal by petal, until it
blossomed wide into something that pressed on his insides.
Delicately, he spread the map out on the floor. Hand-drawn, it showed her daily travel routes
in careful detail.
From @thomaswanhoff:
“I am from Issan”, she said. When I asked where, she said
Kong Khaen. When I asked if from the city, she said “nearby”. When I asked for
village name, she said “No village, have farm, we poor”. And then she sent me
the Google Map coordinates. I love technology. ETA 9.5 hours.
From @sengkang:
“Map” I demanded. She threw it at me. “Ask someone!” she
snarled. I ignored her and studied the map intently as she seethed. Policeman
at the window. “Why are you parked here?”
“He’s lost” she spat, before I could reply. He looked hard at me. “Hmm,
upside down map. Explains it.” She smiled.
From @geoffgthomas:
Pausing to view the strategically placed map, a well dressed
Thai with good English informed me that the Grand Palace was temporarily
closed. However, his smiling friend would take me on a small tuk-tuk tour of
Bangkok, after which, the Palace would once again be open. Welcome to
Thailand's oldest and most embarrassing tourist scam.
From @huskychemist:
When I was in college my sister and brother-in-law (with whom I was staying) went away on a vacation with his family. They left without me. I was invited, but thought I didn't want to go. Until the house was empty. So I packed my bags and found my way to their campground, which was a three-hour drive away. One of the family members there said to me, in amazement, "How did you get here?"
I followed a map.
From @PennyKinned:
He gazed at the box of random items, puzzled. Old books,
scratched CDs, worn items of clothing, diaries bursting with scraps and
scribbles, fading photographs from a time before digital cameras…
“I don’t understand.”
“You said you wanted to know me. How I became who I am.
Well, this is the map. Happy treasure hunting.”
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